Popsisrigrapdingutrotgess is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, cheerful raven.

Popsisrigrapdingutrotgess created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Popsisrigrapdingutrotgess, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Popsisrigrapdingutrotgess, she will turn you into a dog.

Popsisrigrapdingutrotgess' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Popsisrigrapdingutrotgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Popsisrigrapdingutrotgess on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.