Loopdibtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent beaver.

Loopdibtetti created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopdibtetti, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Loopdibtetti, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Loopdibtetti's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Loopdibtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.