Yikditham is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, two-faced penguin.

Yikditham created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikditham, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yikditham, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Yikditham's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yikditham's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.
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