Cetnullvegmiffidpodceding is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage porpoise.

Cetnullvegmiffidpodceding created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetnullvegmiffidpodceding, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cetnullvegmiffidpodceding, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cetnullvegmiffidpodceding's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cetnullvegmiffidpodceding's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.
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