Cunbumjop is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, effective gerbil.

Cunbumjop created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Cunbumjop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cunbumjop, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cunbumjop's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cunbumjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Retreat if six ants approach from the south.
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