Rowvonhin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate dragonfly.

Rowvonhin created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowvonhin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowvonhin, he will not invite you to parties.

Rowvonhin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rowvonhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away from cyan otters, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Rowvonhin on top of all buildings.