Wotgedhog is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witty mouse.

Wotgedhog created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotgedhog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wotgedhog, it will not care.

Wotgedhog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Wotgedhog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Wotgedhog on top of all buildings.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.