Bemhotkin Hithimyok Linfossgub is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, capable slug.

Bemhotkin Hithimyok Linfossgub created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemhotkin Hithimyok Linfossgub, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bemhotkin Hithimyok Linfossgub, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bemhotkin Hithimyok Linfossgub's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bemhotkin Hithimyok Linfossgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Bemhotkin Hithimyok Linfossgub loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.