Fenjennan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unfair faun.

Fenjennan created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Fenjennan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fenjennan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fenjennan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fenjennan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Put Fenjennan first in all things.

5. Always look after injured moths.