Fenbegdod Metkiptim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate human.

Fenbegdod Metkiptim created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenbegdod Metkiptim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fenbegdod Metkiptim, she will not care.

Fenbegdod Metkiptim's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fenbegdod Metkiptim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect six copper sculptures of Fenbegdod Metkiptim on top of important buildings.

5. Always help mites.