Bumdankem is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, thoughtless hyena.

Bumdankem created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumdankem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bumdankem, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bumdankem's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bumdankem's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Hide from fawn frogs for they are unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.