Dagkimlikfom is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical dove.

Dagkimlikfom created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagkimlikfom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dagkimlikfom, he will turn you into a worm.

Dagkimlikfom's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dagkimlikfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dagkimlikfom.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never wear brown coats.