Fettimtom is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-assured capybara.

Fettimtom created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fettimtom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fettimtom, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fettimtom's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fettimtom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fettimtom on top of all buildings.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.