Stig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow chinchilla.

Stig created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Stig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Stig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stig.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never laugh in holy places.