Lipbatrat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust porpoise.

Lipbatrat created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbatrat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lipbatrat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lipbatrat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lipbatrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Do not take Lipbatrat's name in vain.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always look after injured rats.