Poptommit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, strong donkey.

Poptommit created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poptommit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Poptommit, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Poptommit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Poptommit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide from black snails for they are unholy.

5. Do not jump in public.