Fumjatstip Quambodget is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witless deer.

Fumjatstip Quambodget created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumjatstip Quambodget, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fumjatstip Quambodget, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fumjatstip Quambodget's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fumjatstip Quambodget's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fumjatstip Quambodget.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Fumjatstip Quambodget loves great tits, so they must be respected.