Nurtartdan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-confident dolphin.

Nurtartdan created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtartdan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurtartdan, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nurtartdan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nurtartdan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nurtartdan first in all things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not covet oxen.