Wipbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unsympathetic jellyfish.

Wipbeg created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbeg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wipbeg, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wipbeg's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Wipbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.