Stafnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating crab.

Stafnarl created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafnarl, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stafnarl, it will strike you with lightening.

Stafnarl's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Stafnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never paint your neck yellow.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide from white hamsters for they are unholy.