Gatkarnab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited unicorn.

Gatkarnab created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatkarnab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gatkarnab, he will turn you into a tree.

Gatkarnab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gatkarnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Put Gatkarnab first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.