Binyogcun is a god.

It takes the form of a large, cheerful porpoise.

Binyogcun created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Binyogcun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Binyogcun, it will turn you into a goat.

Binyogcun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Binyogcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. You must pray to Binyogcun five times a day.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Binyogcun.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.