Hitafpas is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident ant.

Hitafpas created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitafpas, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hitafpas, it will come to you in dreams.

Hitafpas' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Hitafpas' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hitafpas.

2. Put Hitafpas first in all things.

3. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Hitafpas on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Hitafpas loves doves, so they must be respected.