Ruttruttmif is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast toad.

Ruttruttmif created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttruttmif, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ruttruttmif, it will manifest in front of you.

Ruttruttmif's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ruttruttmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not eat peanuts.