Flamnadfar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, smart dragon.

Flamnadfar created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamnadfar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flamnadfar, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Flamnadfar's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flamnadfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. You must love Flamnadfar.

5. Never mention bats.