Betlendud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful snail.

Betlendud created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Betlendud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Betlendud, it will not care at all.

Betlendud's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Betlendud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Erect four gold sculptures of Betlendud on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.