Busdidnig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm walrus.

Busdidnig created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busdidnig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Busdidnig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Busdidnig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Busdidnig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Busdidnig first in all things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away if four sheep approach from the west.

5. Always take life seriously.