Sterpitstik Honbastbass is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, amazing mongoose.

Sterpitstik Honbastbass created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterpitstik Honbastbass, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sterpitstik Honbastbass, it will turn you into a mole.

Sterpitstik Honbastbass' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sterpitstik Honbastbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Worship no other gods but Sterpitstik Honbastbass.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always pray immersed in water.