Davlistgan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonest beaver.

Davlistgan created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davlistgan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Davlistgan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Davlistgan's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Davlistgan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never paint your chest orange.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.