Armlidlik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving octopus.

Armlidlik created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armlidlik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Armlidlik, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Armlidlik's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Armlidlik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Armlidlik.

3. Retreat if seven aardvarks approach from the south.

4. Never bounce in the presence of rats.

5. Do not chop down trees.