Lagyatrap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, flying pigeon.

Lagyatrap created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagyatrap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lagyatrap, it will destroy your home solar system.

Lagyatrap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Lagyatrap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never wear mauve hats.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Do not shave your face.