Pagmanpad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless toad.

Pagmanpad created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagmanpad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pagmanpad, she will turn you into a hamster.

Pagmanpad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pagmanpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of cats.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must love Pagmanpad.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Never play with disobedient children.