Vignillgemwat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, deceitful weasel.

Vignillgemwat created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vignillgemwat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vignillgemwat, he will turn you into a hamster.

Vignillgemwat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Vignillgemwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Always obey Vignillgemwat's priests.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. You must pray to Vignillgemwat four times a day.