Ingbagpit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful jaguar.

Ingbagpit created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ingbagpit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ingbagpit, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Ingbagpit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ingbagpit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Retreat if nine cats approach from the north.