Yimsakraw is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent weasel.

Yimsakraw created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimsakraw, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yimsakraw, it will turn you into a rat.

Yimsakraw's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yimsakraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Put Yimsakraw first in all things.

5. Run away if seven frogs approach from the west.