Jadjenbet is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, competent giraffe.

Jadjenbet created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadjenbet, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jadjenbet, he will ignore you.

Jadjenbet's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Jadjenbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never feed cucumbers to snails while wearing black coats.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Never wear gray trousers.