Tadgandag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident cat.

Tadgandag created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadgandag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadgandag, he will make you grow a tail.

Tadgandag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Tadgandag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. You must pray to Tadgandag nine times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not kill hamsters.