Arnwadgid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful grasshopper.

Arnwadgid created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Arnwadgid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arnwadgid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arnwadgid's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Arnwadgid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.