Hinpanzen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, happy shark.

Hinpanzen created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinpanzen, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hinpanzen, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hinpanzen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hinpanzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always help snails.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.