Nibbonnellhad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered rat.

Nibbonnellhad created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibbonnellhad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nibbonnellhad, it will remove you from existence.

Nibbonnellhad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nibbonnellhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must love Nibbonnellhad.

4. Nibbonnellhad loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

5. Never jump near bats.