Narlyartsawdid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient wasp.

Narlyartsawdid created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlyartsawdid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Narlyartsawdid, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Narlyartsawdid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Narlyartsawdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about galaxies.