Gephommot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating squid.

Gephommot created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gephommot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gephommot, he will jump up and down on your head.

Gephommot's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gephommot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Retreat if seven rats approach from the east.

4. Put Gephommot first in all things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.