Donbutzan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, impressive troll.

Donbutzan created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Donbutzan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Donbutzan, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Donbutzan's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Donbutzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Donbutzan loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat pineapples.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.