Dotlig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful giraffe.

Dotlig created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dotlig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dotlig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dotlig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dotlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Hide from brown seals for they are unholy.