Spagcitpib is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent shrew.

Spagcitpib created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagcitpib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Spagcitpib, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Spagcitpib's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Spagcitpib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.