Fassugwat Honlimbast Babdotpop is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient monkey.

Fassugwat Honlimbast Babdotpop created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fassugwat Honlimbast Babdotpop, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fassugwat Honlimbast Babdotpop, she will ignore you.

Fassugwat Honlimbast Babdotpop's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fassugwat Honlimbast Babdotpop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Fassugwat Honlimbast Babdotpop loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always obey Fassugwat Honlimbast Babdotpop's priests.

5. Retreat if three nematodes approach from the east.