Nulyar is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, dishonourable dugong.

Nulyar created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulyar, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nulyar, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nulyar's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nulyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Do not dye your hair green.