Hakfaswot is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, confident jellyfish.

Hakfaswot created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hakfaswot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hakfaswot, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Hakfaswot's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Hakfaswot's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Fast once a month.