Flisvanrak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, almighty wyrm.

Flisvanrak created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisvanrak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flisvanrak, she will turn you into a mouse.

Flisvanrak's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Flisvanrak's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flisvanrak.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.