Yanzitstan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, able cobra.

Yanzitstan created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yanzitstan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yanzitstan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yanzitstan's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yanzitstan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven sheep approach from the south.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Yanzitstan must be the most important thing in your life.